In addition to experiencing the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a one-hour customized massage at Kentuckiana Chiropractic Wellness Center in Elizabethtown (a $65 value).

Dr. Shawn Sizemore presides over a practiced crew of licensed massage therapists that brings more than 40 years of combined know-how to Kentuckiana's curative rubdowns. During each 60-minute customized massage, a skilled sinew mender zeroes in on each client's stricken areas, relieving chronic pain and tension by pairing a tactical array of dynamic strokes and robust kneads with the exacting prods and tap-dancing marionettes central to traditional trigger-point therapy. Ideal for promoting relaxation and blood circulation, massage therapy can also rid muscles of cellular waste, reduce swelling, and hasten the body's convalescence from musculoskeletal injuries and week-long simon-says tournaments led by snakes. Groupon holders can also take advantage of an additional half off a second visit, if booked at the time of redemption.

Customers have the right to rescind within 72 hours any obligation to pay for services performed in addition to the services provided with this Groupon.

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  • Expires Feb 21, 2012
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit.
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  • Team of six licensed therapists
  • Medically focused massage
  • Integrates trigger-point therapy
  • Can hasten recovery periods
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